Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are selling this year?
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this...
Guide for all women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...
Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her…
Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her home for the first...
The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!