Driving Test Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the...
How are you doing?
|A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town...
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
Why is pubic hair curly?
Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton are on Air Force One.Bill says to Hillary, “I...
Fight to win a case
|A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Women Jokes
Q – Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A – So they...