Things to do visiting your Therapist
Some ways to make sure you get an interesting prescription:1. Ask to borrow a...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
Cold Bikers
Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon.”Man! commented...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
An invisible man is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I...
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
|10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them....
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
The Boy Who Wrote To God
One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:How Long is...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.