Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Less Sex
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time....
Letters To Landlord
Woo-hoo…check out these letters from tenants to landlords!”The toilet is blocked and we cannot...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
What is the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?
What’s the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?A white one starts...
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
A young, freshly minted lieutenant…
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace...
Which of the following does not belong?
Which of the following doesn’t belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because...