Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
At the beach.
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up...
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
Titantic and Clinton!
What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport…
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in...
No Such Thing As Good Man
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women...
Reward these soldiers for their work
|A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...