Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Bride and Groom
This guy is getting married and he is a bit nervous since he is...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
believing in leprechauns
|Hennessy wasn’t a very good looking fellow to start with. Now his business had...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
Out of Paper!
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and...
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
Nixon and Clinton Similarities!
“Similarities between presidents Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton”:Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water BedNixon: His biggest...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...