Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
My Montana Diary
Aug. 12 Moved to our new home in Montana. It is so beautiful here....
A Blonde Question.
Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said,...
chef found a daddy long legs
|What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...