Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
The approach of winter
Dec. 8 5:00 p.m. – It’s starting to snow, the first of the season,...
Say Again?
A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in...
Brunette’s Mating Call
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Customer support logs
|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may...
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new…
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...