Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
A girl and an elephant
Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in...
Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Cliffhanger
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...