Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began…
A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be muchin the...
Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
Take her apart!
A young boy asked his mother “Ma, is it true that people can be...
If women don’t fool around, and men do…
If women don’t fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
Bad temper problem
|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...