You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
Everything we need
A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the...
And God Created Woman
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Listening Passively
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
90210
Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
It is worth trying
A very well-built young lady was lying on her psychiatrist’s couch, telling him how...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...