Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...
Another Dumb Blonde
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
Keeping a high profile in an office
|Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone...
Tyson and OJ At the Vatican
Mike Tyson and OJ head to the Vatican to meet the pope and get...