Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...
Hired Help
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who...
Stupid Stuff 2
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”That race was all about...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Look at me!
A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
come to the webbing
|What did the spider say to the fly?We’re getting married do you want to...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
Two Boll Weevils
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a...