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People have been complaining about the rising price of gasoline recently, but I have...
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It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing...
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The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
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Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
I received a letter from my bank the other day…
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last...
A Son’s Love
An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden,...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...