Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist…
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Japan is in trouble
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...
Another ethnic joke
A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a...
Others Before Me?
The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up...