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The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply...
A great new hearing aid
John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
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Tombstone Epitaph IV
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The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
A good chess player
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More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
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Whats long, hard and full of semen?
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A test for being drunk
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