The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...
Lifestyles of Men and Women
Women’s Lifestyles Through the AgesAGE… DRINK17… Winecoolers25… White wine35… Red wine48… Dom Perignon66… Shot...
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
Monica Counters Clinton
AP – Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton’s firm denial:”I...
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...