A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
Bring some more ammo
|The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson’s Firing exercise and his face...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Blonds Going to Disney World
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close...