Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and…
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife...
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A...
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...
New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...
Grant Bar and Casino
Grant’s Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.