Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
A small mistake
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that...
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
The worst racist joke
So there is this guy named Bubba who lives in the South who is...
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
Different sex outcomes
Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: “Oh that was great! Love you… wanna marry?”Blonde after...
Lawyer Source
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Clinton Bridge
What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They’re both upset Clinton finished...
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...