The Insensitive Gorilla
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof...
She’s Smoking
Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for...
Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady…
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a...
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!