Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
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tadpole feel lonely
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12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
Insult Collection #15
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1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
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This snow plow driver from North Dakota…
This snow plow driver from North Dakota got married. He and his new Bride...