Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
Her Operation!
“A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
A Blonde Visit to D.C.
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months…
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to...
Hop on!
|What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!
Blonde and her job interview…
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer starts with...
The stranded lawyers!
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.The only other...