I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University…
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following...
Go home and wait
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
Snow Boarding For the Young
When you’re 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that...
Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...