Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
Discussing finances
|A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If...
Want some of this?
Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday,...
Turmoil In Heaven
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair...
Giving away a horse
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
If Wang made toasters…
If Wang made toasters…Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in...
Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...