Fish jokes 04
|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What...
Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
At the first session of a conversion class…
At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, “What...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...
Death of an Eel
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious....
Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...
The Beggers
Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday...