Soldier stands guard
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Return what is stolen
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Delivering a baby
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A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
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A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.