What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember…
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
Good News At Work
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .Says...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...