Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub…
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
Medium Smeduim!
For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to...
A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Signs and notices 05
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Outside a country...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates…
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market…
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. One...