Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
She-Devil
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home...
bone specialist
He should study to be a bone specialist — he has the head for...
50 things to do during an exam
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant...
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off…
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However,...
Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
60-year-old man
A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him,...