Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
Speaking of spelling, here is a news bulletin…
Speaking of spelling, here’s a news bulletin …….. The European Commission has just announced...
Tyson and OJ At the Vatican
Mike Tyson and OJ head to the Vatican to meet the pope and get...
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new…
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball....
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
Driving Violations
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Where does Peter Pan eat?
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy’s