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The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
When it’s becing toad!
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Grilling Remarks
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some...
Turned Into a Mom When…
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Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
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Two nuns are walking down an alley…
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the...
10 Catholic Priests
One day there were 10 would-be Catholic priests, going through the tests that would...
DUMB Questions Part 4!
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