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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
rolling stones
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Doctor, should I file my nails?
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If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
Polak Joins Baseball Team
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PUPPY LOVE
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