How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
Where do you find 60 million french jokes?
Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes?A: In France.
One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle…
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue,...