Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
Tuns of Puns! Part III
What do frogs eat with their hamburgers? French flies.What do polo players get from...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
Filing System
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter...
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
Hacker syndrome
|There is some compelling force in all Hackers that seems to draw them to...
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...