It’s been nice gnawing you!
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Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
Attorney questioning
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Sewage, Oh no
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a...
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
Pathetic lawsuits
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Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...