Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom…
What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom...
Call me Bubba
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Making a bet at a bar
|Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when...
HillBilly Memories
There was a reporter from the city stuck in a small mountainous town in...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.