R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
Speak more precisely
|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My...
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?It doesn’t matter..Theres a Blackout!
A guy rings work and says…
A guy rings work and says “I can`t come in to work today as...