Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to...
Fake two dollar bill
|On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday...
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
4 Blonde quickies…
How do you know a blonde’s been at your computer? The joystick’s wet.How else...
Angering the Irishman
|Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the...
Rob the supermarket
|A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police...