Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
The American tourist in Dublin
|The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food....
Some time after their bitter divorce…
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
Coming out
A young man, in the course of his college life, came to terms with...
A priest is walking down the street one day when…
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very...
More Darwin Awards!
THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...