Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Real news headlines 13
Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken...
Poor Rabbi!
A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when anunfortunate incident occurred.Early...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!