Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just...
Some shorties…one rude :)
Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any children? A: When his wife...
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to…
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own...
Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him for an examination....
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...