An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by…
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a...
Flea Cure
Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?
The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family....
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
Swallowed A Penny
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed...
Free advice at social affairs?
|A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was...