Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
Men Are Like Diplomas
How are men like diplomas?You spend lots of time getting one, but once you...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results…
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results.Clinton was a perfect match.So was...