Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up……Sent by Rob
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
Men & Public Toilets!
Ok guys, own up…which one are you?Excitable Type Pants are twisted, cannot find hole,...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Blonde Lumberjack
A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets...
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...