How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
Miller Time
My husband has always taken the time to make love to me in a...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
Safest Way to Drive
Safest Way to Drive Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
If Dell ran Christmas…
|Wait a minute? Isn’t IBM running this Christmas..?
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Steal from this family
|After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
The boy on a nude beach.
Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. Thefather...