Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try…
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So...
Cristmas Quiz
If athletes get athlete’s foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”