Invisible Man
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...
I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...
Caught napping…try this one!
Caught napping at work, school, or church…try this one.Guaranteed to work!Just pick your head...
Arriving in Heaven
|Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St....
An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
Need fishing licenses
|A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten...
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.