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yo mama so fat.. cereal
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Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
The Big Shake-up!
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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother…
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Blonde Joke Jackpot!
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A young couple decided to wed…
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What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
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