How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
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Flying!
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A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
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One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....
A Shorty
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A pious man who had reached the age of 105…
A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to...
New submarine Ensign
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