Cat jokes 03
|Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
The Video Rental
A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn’t done before,...
IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
After working together for a while…
After working together for a while, Dick and Jane’s office romance blossomed, and they...